C2I Services
Climate Change, Incorporated.
list of Services and fee schedule
(Fictional… for now)
| Service | Fee |
| Snow on demand | $1,000,000 per hour* |
| Unwind hurricane | $13 billion per event |
| Unwind tornado | $1 billion per event |
| Rain-free wedding day | $2,500,000 (4 hr. window) |
* Add 25% surcharge for orders for snow on December 24th or 25th
Friendly Reminder:
Don’t forget to pay your Sunlight User Fees (SUFs)!
SUFs are due December 31st of each year of your life
Facts about your SUF payment obligations:
- Fee is $1/day per person (some exemptions exist – check with your SUF agent for more information)
- For those under 18 years, a parent or guardian must pay your fees
- SUF payment Kiosks are located at convenient locations world-wide
- C2I accepts advance payment and sells 10-year packages for discounted rates – Check with your SUF agent (no refunds for early termination)